Zodiac Fanatic Pillows

"What's hilarious is I'm an Aquarius with, like, strong fire-sign energy."

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

Chinese New Year

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Warrior Woman

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Newt sale

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Catasaurus

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"This will be a tricky operation."

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Self Help / Elf Help.

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Witch's Brew.