Zodiac Follower Mugs

Pisces/fish

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

2020 Year of the Rat

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"So, what is your star sign?"

Year of the Rat

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"I'd be a lot more comfortable with a Pisces."

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

"So tell me what's your sign?"

"It's my New Year!"

'Dr. Hall's horoscope says not to tamper with another person's heart, so he's postponing your bypass surgery until next week.'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Libra (September 23-October 23): Busy, busy, busy."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

Libra/scales

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

Date night between a Capricorn and Sagittarius.

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"