His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'
Child-safety Detectives Gifts
Looking for gifts that encourage safety awareness in a fun and engaging way? Our child-safety detectives collection features witty designs and clever illustrations, making it ideal for young safety enthusiasts. Gifts like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints celebrate curiosity and responsibility, inspiring kids to become safety heroes in a lighthearted manner. Discover unique items that combine humor and education, perfect for nurturing awareness and making safety a playful adventure for your little detective.
"They grow up so fast."
'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'
Pool attached to child's bed.
"Honey, you're spoiling that child."
"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"
A boy acting suspiciously
Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.
Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.
"Have you met my bodyguard?"
'At midnight, we go over the wall.'
'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'
"What are you in for?"
Kangaroo: Baby on Board
'I need affordable daycare now!'
'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'
Mobile phone damage to children.
"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."
Playing in the park....child on a leash.
"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"
"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."
'He swallowed a warning label!'
La Tour 2007.
"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"
'Is your house baby-proofed?'
"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."
'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'
Code Red!
Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."
Gene doping in sport.
"Mom is an ER nurse."
Don't Touch Its Burnies.
'They're a bit pricey, but on the other hand, I don't have to buy any baby gates.'
'Oh, Sweetie, look, Daddy's fitting a new car seat for baby.'
"You lose! Those can't cut anything."
Child-safety Detectives Gifts Collection
Child-safety Detectives Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs designed for child-safety detectives — perfect for sipping safety tips or just adding a humorous touch to your morning routine.
Child-safety Detectives Pillows
Find charming pillows with safety detective designs, bringing comfort and a fun safety reminder into any child's room.
Child-safety Detectives Prints
Decorate with our safety detective art prints, encouraging kids to see safety as an exciting and positive part of everyday life.
Child-safety Detectives T-Shirts
Explore our playful t-shirts featuring child-safety detectives that make learning about safety an adventure for young minds.