Daycare Detective Gifts

'I need affordable daycare now!'

City Zoo: Day Care

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Madonna of the Pukes.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"What are you in for?"

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

Babies

"So...what are you in for?"

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"