Daycare Detective Pillows

'I need affordable daycare now!'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'The child is very illogical'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

Happy Tots Day Care.

"What are you in for?"

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

Babies

'I still say out company philosophy is too family friendly!'

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

'Today is my day to baby sit.'