Daycare Deliberator Pillows

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'I understand it's a real no-frills operation.'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

A Tit for Tat.

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Out of patience

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"So...what are you in for?"