Daycare Detectives Gifts

'For goodness sake, it's not that bad. Mommy gets off work at 5. You'll be out in no time.'

City Zoo: Day Care

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"What are you in for?"

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'