Daycare Diversions Gifts

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Out of patience

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Children's Nursery

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Early Learning Centre

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Working Mother

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

Dr.Benjamin Spock

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'You the lady who runs a day care center for 200 pre-schoolers?'

Different Perspectives on Childcare