Child Safety Advocates Gifts

'What do you mean we can't have custody of the children?'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man using to much bug spray

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Cafe Burns.

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Careful."

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Boozing and Cruising

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"