Baby Safety Advocates Gifts

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Man using to much bug spray

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Getting the hang of it?"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Careful."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Cafe Burns.

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Boozing and Cruising

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

Overprotective Father

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'