Baby Safety Advocates Prints

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Man using to much bug spray

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Cafe Burns.

"Careful."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Boozing and Cruising

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

Overprotective Father

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'