Toy Safety Advocate Prints

We sent the lead to China.

Toy Workplace Health & Safety worker saying, "It's my fifth call-out to this site today..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man using to much bug spray

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Cricket Accidents.

Reasonableman

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

Boozing and Cruising

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

Speeding Forklift

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'