Chicken Strip Enthusiast Gifts

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

They're Not Just That Into It

Fly Football

The Rooster Comedian.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Silence of the Chickens...

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

Draw!

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'