Chicken Strip Enthusiast Mugs

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

Fly Football

The Rooster Comedian.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Silence of the Chickens...

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Draw!

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"