Chicken Dishes Gifts

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"You're next on my bucket list."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

Dogs and Chickens

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Chicken Road Crossing

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'