Chicken Dishes Pillows

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Dogs and Chickens

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A bit of Newlyn.

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Stonehens

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"