Pork Dishes Gifts

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Jurassic Pork

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

*=Hotdog

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

"It's made with real angel hair."

"First, do no ham."

Pig Cheese

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

Back Alley Bacon

"Hog Hell"

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

"They were out of bacon."

Money Hog

Pig Meat.

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

The smokiness of this overpowers my palate --- I'd like some bacon with more subtle flavors. A swine snob.

'We're considering eliminating the 'Too Hot' and 'Too Cold' product lines...'

'I've done well listening to my gut, and now it's saying buy pork belly futures.'

"Admit it, Kevin! You've made a real meal out of your tattoo fetish."

"I don't know what the heck's in it either, but they're nuts for it around here."

A pig warming himself before a coal fire.