Chicken Admirer Amused By Modern Dilemmas Gifts

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

Free Range Chickens

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Spring Chicken"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

Chicken: the one-man show

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Lei-ing Hens