Chicken Admirer Amused By Modern Dilemmas T-Shirts

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

The Rooster Comedian.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

A bit of Newlyn.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Free Range Chickens

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

"Spring Chicken"

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Early Learning Centre

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."