Cheeky Chore Commiserator Gifts

Clean My Litter Box!

A man washing a mascot costume

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Cleaning service on skates.

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Shuttle wash

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

'How often does he go on line?'

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

'I see you've been calling a lot for that pretty night nurse again!'

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

A woman strips the paint from a window.