Cheeky Chore Commiserator Gifts

Clean My Litter Box!

A man washing a mascot costume

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Sticking out tongue

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

Cleaning service on skates.

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

Shuttle wash

"Yes Mildred, I'm washing the dishes now."

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

'Sorry, I'm not available. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you.'

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

'How often does he go on line?'

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, there's plague in town, everyone will believe you if you pull a sickie...'

A woman strips the paint from a window.

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

"No, you may not request a change of venue."

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

'I'm hoping to get a rise from my boss.'

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.