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"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

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"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

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"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"Are there nuts in this?"

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

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'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"It's the gluten-free edition."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"Here's Pollen!"

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"It's too bad you're allergic to nuts."

"It's gluten/carb/fat/preservative/sugar-free. Enjoy your Celery Supreme."

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

"What? I have a nut allergy."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

Does this contain garlic?

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."