Celestial Hypochondriac Gifts

Looking for something special for the celestial hypochondriac? Our curated collection captures that star-loving, health-anxious spirit with whimsically themed products. These gifts celebrate cosmic curiosity while adding a humorous wink at health concerns. Whether they’re gazing at the stars or worried about the universe’s mysteries, find a thoughtful and fun surprise that aligns with their unique interests. Brighten their day with a gift that’s as thoughtful as it is playful, perfect for those who love the universe and a good laugh.

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'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?' mockup

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

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Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough mockup

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

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"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today." mockup

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?" mockup

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

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"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!" mockup

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

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'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.' mockup

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

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Stay away from Pigs.

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'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!'

'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!' mockup

'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!'

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'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!' mockup

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

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"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!" mockup

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

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Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?' mockup

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

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'I don't feel that bad.'

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"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."

"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt." mockup

"Trust me, Doc, it's quicker if I tell you what doesn't hurt."

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Type A Flu.

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Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet.

Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet. mockup

Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet.

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"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?" mockup

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

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'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.'

'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.' mockup

'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.'

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How to Keep the Doctors Guessing

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"Good news and bad. You do not have hypochondria."

"Good news and bad. You do not have hypochondria." mockup

"Good news and bad. You do not have hypochondria."

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"You're in excellent health...until we can prove otherwise."

"You're in excellent health...until we can prove otherwise." mockup

"You're in excellent health...until we can prove otherwise."

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'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.' mockup

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

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'Nothing too serious, I think, but better safe than sorry.' 'PLAGUE!! PLAGUE!!'

'Nothing too serious, I think, but better safe than sorry.' 'PLAGUE!! PLAGUE!!' mockup

'Nothing too serious, I think, but better safe than sorry.' 'PLAGUE!! PLAGUE!!'

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"Just answer one question, Doctor - is it contagious?"

"Just answer one question, Doctor - is it contagious?" mockup

"Just answer one question, Doctor - is it contagious?"

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"I think I've got analysis paralysis." mockup

"I think I've got analysis paralysis."

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"Just as I thought Brian... Cybercondria."

"Just as I thought Brian... Cybercondria." mockup

"Just as I thought Brian... Cybercondria."

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'Good thing you came in. Most men just ignore the warning signs.'

'Good thing you came in. Most men just ignore the warning signs.' mockup

'Good thing you came in. Most men just ignore the warning signs.'

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"Well doctor, I've never had an illness in my life, so sometimes I'm afraid that there's something wrong with me."

"Well doctor, I've never had an illness in my life, so sometimes I'm afraid that there's something wrong with me." mockup

"Well doctor, I've never had an illness in my life, so sometimes I'm afraid that there's something wrong with me."

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'Please let me go home. . . I feel completely healthy.'

'Please let me go home. . . I feel completely healthy.' mockup

'Please let me go home. . . I feel completely healthy.'

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'Excuse me, haven't we met before?' mockup

'Excuse me, haven't we met before?'

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Celestial Hypochondriac Gifts Collection

Celestial Hypochondriac Mugs

Explore our collection of celestial hypochondriac mugs, perfect for fans of the stars and humorous health worries, and brighten their mornings.

Celestial Hypochondriac Pillows

Snuggle up with our celestial hypochondriac pillows, blending humor, comfort, and a love of the universe in colorful, fun designs.

Celestial Hypochondriac Prints

Brighten their wall space with prints inspired by the celestial hypochondriac — perfect for star lovers who enjoy a touch of humor and cosmic curiosity.

Celestial Hypochondriac T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts for the celestial hypochondriac — combining cosmic love with witty humor for starry-eyed fashion statements.