Hypochondriacs Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful present for someone who tends to worry about their health? Our collection of playful and clever items is perfect for hypochondriacs. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts add humor and personality to their everyday routine, making health anxieties a bit more fun. Show you care with a gift that understands their unique perspective and adds a touch of lightheartedness to their day.

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Stay away from Pigs.

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Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough mockup

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

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'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.' mockup

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today." mockup

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?" mockup

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

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'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live', mockup

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

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Hypochondria Hospital

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"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!" mockup

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

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'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.' mockup

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

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'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

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'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!'

'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!' mockup

'My needles are falling! My bark is peeling! I must have Dutch Elm Disease!'

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'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

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"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!" mockup

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

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'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?' mockup

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

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'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.' mockup

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

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'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!' mockup

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

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Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?' mockup

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

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"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy." mockup

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

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'I don't feel that bad.'

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'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.' mockup

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

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I feel fine! Ready to go home!

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"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with." mockup

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

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'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.'

'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.' mockup

'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.'

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Type A Flu.

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Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet.

Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet. mockup

Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet.

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Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...' mockup

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

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"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!" mockup

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

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"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!" mockup

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

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'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.' mockup

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'

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"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?" mockup

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

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'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.' mockup

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

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'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.'

'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.' mockup

'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.'

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Hypochondriacs Gifts Collection

Hypochondriacs Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that humorously embrace the hypochondriac lifestyle—perfect for their coffee breaks or tea time.

Hypochondriacs Pillows

Find quirky pillows that bring humor and comfort into their home, celebrating their playful health worries.

Hypochondriacs Prints

Check out our prints that add a humorous touch to their space, perfect for brightening any room with a little wit.

Hypochondriacs T-Shirts

Discover fun and witty t-shirts that highlight the humorous side of hypochondriacs—ideal for everyday casual wear.