Modern-day Hypochondriac Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the modern-day hypochondriac? Celebrate their health-focused humor with quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that recognize their health anxieties with a playful twist. Perfect for friends, family, or yourself, these thoughtful items blend humor with empathy, making their health concerns a little lighter.

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'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.' mockup

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today." mockup

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?" mockup

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

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'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live', mockup

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

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Hypochondria Hospital

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!" mockup

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

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'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.' mockup

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

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'Life is ruining your health.'

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'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

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'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

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"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!" mockup

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

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'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!' mockup

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

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Stay away from Pigs.

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'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?' mockup

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

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Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?' mockup

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

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"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy." mockup

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

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'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.' mockup

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

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I feel fine! Ready to go home!

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"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with." mockup

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

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'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.'

'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.' mockup

'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.'

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'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.' mockup

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'

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"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!" mockup

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

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"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!" mockup

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

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Type A Flu.

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Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet.

Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet. mockup

Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet.

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Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...' mockup

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

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"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be DEAD!"

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be DEAD!" mockup

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be DEAD!"

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'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.' mockup

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

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"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?" mockup

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

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'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.'

'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.' mockup

'Well, you are one lucky hypochondriac. There's a generic placebo for your condition.'

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Modern-day Hypochondriac Gifts Collection

Modern-day Hypochondriac Mugs

Discover a range of mugs that humorously capture the hypochondriac spirit—perfect for adding a smile to their daily routine.

Modern-day Hypochondriac Pillows

Find pillows that add a humorous touch to any space, celebrating the hypochondriac in a lighthearted way.

Modern-day Hypochondriac Prints

Browse our witty prints that make a fun statement about health and humor—great for decorating their favorite spaces.

Modern-day Hypochondriac T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirts that playfully highlight health concerns—ideal for anyone who loves to wear their humor on their sleeve.