Internet Hypochondriac Gifts

Searching for a funny, relatable gift for someone who worries about every online health symptom? Our collection of creative and humorous items captures the internet hypochondriac’s quirky nature with clever designs printed on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Show them you understand their digital health fears with a gift that’s both amusing and thoughtful, making their internet anxieties a little more lighthearted.

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"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and found out that I'm DEAD and it's YOUR FAULT!"

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and found out that I'm DEAD and it's YOUR FAULT!" mockup

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and found out that I'm DEAD and it's YOUR FAULT!"

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'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.' mockup

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive." mockup

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

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'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.' mockup

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

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"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin." mockup

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family." mockup

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

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'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live', mockup

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

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"I think I'm coming down with something."

"I think I'm coming down with something." mockup

"I think I'm coming down with something."

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Hypochondria Hospital

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!" mockup

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

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'I know just how you feel.'

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"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on." mockup

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

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'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.' mockup

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

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'Life is ruining your health.'

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'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

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'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

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'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?' mockup

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

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"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!" mockup

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

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Stay away from Pigs.

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'The good news is it's not bird flu.' mockup

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

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Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses. mockup

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

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Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?' mockup

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

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I feel fine! Ready to go home!

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'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.' mockup

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

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"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with." mockup

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

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'Like I've told you before, Mrs. Spencer, it's all in your head.'

'Like I've told you before, Mrs. Spencer, it's all in your head.' mockup

'Like I've told you before, Mrs. Spencer, it's all in your head.'

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'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.'

'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.' mockup

'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.'

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Edna's Doctor Fantasy

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Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...' mockup

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

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"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!" mockup

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

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'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.' mockup

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'

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"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!" mockup

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

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Internet Hypochondriac Gifts Collection

Internet Hypochondriac Mugs

Explore our wide selection of mugs for internet hypochondriacs—funny, quirky designs that turn morning coffee into a laugh-filled moment.

Internet Hypochondriac Pillows

Discover pillows for internet hypochondriacs featuring humorous quotes and designs. Perfect for adding personality and humor to any cozy corner.

Internet Hypochondriac Prints

Browse our art prints for internet hypochondriacs—funny, clever designs to bring a smile and brighten up their space.

Internet Hypochondriac T-Shirts

Check out our hilarious t-shirts for internet hypochondriacs. Comfortable styles with witty slogans to showcase their digital health anxieties in a fun way.