Internet Hypochondriacs Gifts

Browse our collection of gifts geared towards internet hypochondriacs, offering a lighthearted take on health fears in the digital age. Perfect for anyone who loves humor about their internet health anxieties, these products feature witty designs that make a statement. Whether it’s a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or print, finding a thoughtful gift that resonates with their quirky personality has never been easier. Show you understand their humorous struggles with health info overload and internet fears!

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'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!' mockup

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

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'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.' mockup

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive." mockup

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

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'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.' mockup

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

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"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin." mockup

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

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"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?" mockup

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

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'I hope what I have isn't catching.' mockup

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

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'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live', mockup

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

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"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family." mockup

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

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Hypochondria Hospital

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"I think I'm coming down with something."

"I think I'm coming down with something." mockup

"I think I'm coming down with something."

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'I know just how you feel.'

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"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on." mockup

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

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"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!" mockup

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

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'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.' mockup

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

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"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!" mockup

"I looked up my symptoms on the Internet and it said I might get old!"

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'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

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'The good news is it's not bird flu.' mockup

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

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Stay away from Pigs.

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'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

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Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses. mockup

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

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Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?' mockup

Hospital. Patient to stomach specialist: 'What's your gut-feeling, Doctor?'

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'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.' mockup

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

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I feel fine! Ready to go home!

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"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy." mockup

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

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"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with." mockup

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

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'Like I've told you before, Mrs. Spencer, it's all in your head.'

'Like I've told you before, Mrs. Spencer, it's all in your head.' mockup

'Like I've told you before, Mrs. Spencer, it's all in your head.'

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'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.'

'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.' mockup

'You have what we in the medical profession call, a mystery illness, which might give you an idea of the prognosis.'

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Edna's Doctor Fantasy

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"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!" mockup

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

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Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...' mockup

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

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Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet.

Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet. mockup

Bob had many issues, but he didn't need a doctor. He needed a vet.

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'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.' mockup

'You're allergic to medical allergy bracelets.'

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"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!" mockup

"According to this website my symptoms show that I'm dead!"

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Internet Hypochondriacs Gifts Collection

Internet Hypochondriacs Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring humorous designs for internet hypochondriacs. Find the perfect funny gift to brighten their day and celebrate their internet health worries.

Internet Hypochondriacs Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows with fun designs that poke fun at internet hypochondriacs. A humorous addition to any home that loves a good laugh.

Internet Hypochondriacs Prints

Check out our witty prints that highlight the humorous side of health fears and internet anxieties. Perfect for decorating with a playful punchline.

Internet Hypochondriacs T-Shirts

Discover witty T-shirts that playfully showcase internet hypochondriacs' quirks. The ideal gift for anyone who loves humor about health anxiety and internet overthinking.