Celebrating Long-term Relationships Gifts

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Reading the sports pages.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

Romance

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

Happy Valentine's Day

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Two men toasting

Christmas Socks

"I should have had him put into a more manageable format years ago."