Relationship Celebrates Gifts

Happy Valentine's Day

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Romance

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"You've changed."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Couples' therapy

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Layer cake

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'