Relationship Celebrates Prints

Happy Valentine's Day

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"You've changed."

Romance

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Couples' therapy

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Layer cake

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."