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Albert & Myra - The End Story

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Reading the sports pages.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

Romance

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

Happy Valentine's Day

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

Christmas Socks

"I should have had him put into a more manageable format years ago."

Two men toasting

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"