Long-term Relationship Fans Gifts

'I've been married for 47 years. The wife is almost part of the family now...'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Reading the sports pages.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"Is it just me or are we stuck in the 'Com' stage of our Rom-Com relationship?"

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I should have had him put into a more manageable format years ago."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"