Long-term Relationship Fans Mugs

'I've been married for 47 years. The wife is almost part of the family now...'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Reading the sports pages.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Is it just me or are we stuck in the 'Com' stage of our Rom-Com relationship?"

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"I should have had him put into a more manageable format years ago."

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"