In A Long-term Relationship Mugs

"Turn and run, princess! Don't walk into that church, you can do so much better than him!"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

So Close..

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Reading the sports pages.

Missing You.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"Is it just me or are we stuck in the 'Com' stage of our Rom-Com relationship?"

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"