Long-term Relationship Phase Mugs

"Is it just me or are we stuck in the 'Com' stage of our Rom-Com relationship?"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

So Close..

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Missing You.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Reading the sports pages.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"What does she have that I don't?"

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"I should have had him put into a more manageable format years ago."