Long-term Relationship Phase T-Shirts

"Is it just me or are we stuck in the 'Com' stage of our Rom-Com relationship?"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

So Close..

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Reading the sports pages.

Missing You.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"What does she have that I don't?"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"He just married me on the rebound."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"I should have had him put into a more manageable format years ago."