Long-term Relationships Gifts

"Surprising me- that's your life's work."

"75"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Do we have any for 25 years? That's a good one, sir! I can't wait to tell that to the rest of the staff!!"

"Not really all that different... We've been living apart for decades."

So Close..

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Missing You.

Reading the sports pages.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"We should never have committed binary fission!"

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"Is it just me or are we stuck in the 'Com' stage of our Rom-Com relationship?"