Cattle Conjurer T-Shirts

You are never further than 2.6 yards away from a cow.

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Fallen Angel.

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

"The usual, please."

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Don't write it!"

"She works best in hex mode."

Balancing Act.