Crop Conjurer T-Shirts

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist and Musician

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Artistic license.

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Henri Matisse

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.