Crop Conjurer Mugs

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Needs salt!'

Bright Idea

Artist and Musician

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Ghostbasters 3

Creativity

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Guitars in Heaven

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

My Cauldron Rules

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

Henri Matisse

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Indian executive playing flute to a business chart like a snake charmer.

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'