Cat And Dog Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Projectile hairballing."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Pet Entertainers

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

The First Cone of Shame.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Rogue elephant

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

The Karate Kitten.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"