Cat And Dog Humor Enthusiast Prints

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Shake! Good Dog."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Projectile hairballing."

Pet Entertainers

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"I'm thinking sixty nine."

'Don't worry, my baser instincts are in a surgical waste bin in Hoboken.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

Rogue elephant

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Cat laughs at 'Ameowsing Cat Jokes.'

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

The Karate Kitten.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."