Casino Trips Gifts

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Destination casinos...

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Tonto Casino.

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."