Casino Trips Prints

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

Destination casinos...

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Tonto Casino.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

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