Casino Trip Gifts

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Echoes at Killarney

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Destination casinos...

'Eh, love. The one armed bandit at the end of the bar isn't working.'

'Are we there yet?'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Tonto Casino.

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"It looked different on the internet."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'