Visiting Casinos Gifts

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

Monkey casino study.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Dog in casino.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Slug roulette

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'Once again, I fold.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

Destination casinos...

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Tonto Casino.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'