Casinos Gifts

Slot machine.

'Compulsive gambling.'

'Sorry, but the Court does not recognize the principle of 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

'I don't like to take chances.'

Taking back America- one wager at a time: Tribal casino and hotel...welcome!

"Me no invent wheel to be used for this!"

Kangaroo winning on a one-armed bandit.

Most liberal slots on The Strip

Casino employee wins jackpot on coffee vending machine.

'Big deal. So you lost an arm and a leg.'

Slot machine with tip slot.

Cavemen playing with a roulette table

Slot Machine: Please Go Home

'You'll never get a job in a supercasino if you don't pass your maths.'

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

'How about a game of cards?'

Win/Lose Roulette

A woman standing next to an ATM that says "BINGO!" and is spitting out cash like a slot machine.

He dropped ten quid.

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

"I don't see why you're so against casinos...the redistribute the wealth."

Royal Flush

Sloth Machine

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

'There's no light-touch regulation here.'

Gamblers Anonymous

"I used to be a swinger but I learned to walk upright"

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Dog in casino.

'He says the goat ate his blackjack.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'