Casino Gaming Gifts

"But I don't want to go yet, I'm winning...I'm ahead almost three dollars!"

'You know at a glance that you've got $12,675 in chips in front of you, but you're not sure if you've got five bucks in your wallet?'

Fruit Machine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Rage.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

The height of fashion in 1796

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Evolution.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"And this is our media room."

Dogs and their thoughts

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Little league world series of poker.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Mac OS 20

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Homo Gamus

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."