Trip To Vegas Gifts

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

Zombie standup

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Echoes at Killarney

'Are we there yet?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

A London gent abroad

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"It looked different on the internet."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

Free WiFi

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

"So, does this mean that what happens in Vegas never should've even happened in the first place?"

Planning for retirement in a casino.

Dress codes des Musées parisiens.

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

"I can't even deal."

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'