Trip To Vegas Gifts

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Zombie standup

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Echoes at Killarney

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'Are we there yet?'

A London gent abroad

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"It looked different on the internet."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

Free WiFi

'Sorry, folks - no drinking at the bar - video poker only.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Dress codes des Musées parisiens.

"I can't even deal."

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

Planning for retirement in a casino.

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

'That's the wine you want? I don't believe we have one with a label depicting you water-skiing naked in Vegas.'