Las Vegas Vacation Gifts

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

Zombie standup

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"Sounds like you've got a great vacation planned...with plenty of down-time for the conference calls I'm planning."

"This can't be good."

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'Two for French Polynesia.'

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Visit Las Vegas! The city that never sleeps' ot even takes a nap!: 'Because of competition, they had to raise the ante!'

'Men will never understand.'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"For God's sake, will you relax?"

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'