Leisure Vacations Gifts

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Easter Island legs

Tourists

On holiday.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'That was fun!'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

Church for sports worshipers.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

World Tour.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"